A Love Affair With Shoes When Cooking

Dear Gwen Stefani, 

I cook. I cook my ass off. 

I wear heels. 

I wear the hell out of some heels.

I wear your heels. 

I rock the hell out of your heels when I cook. 

I get men talking and panting about my shoes when I cook in them. 

I leave women wanting to cook when I wear your shoes. 

I could do great things for the L.A.M.B line in the culinary industry. 

I see a place for the brand. 

I could bring sexy back with L.A.M.B

It's the missing "S."

These will help us initiate a relationship.

Jaco is doing his thing. 

But Justice will really bring the house down

and get old and new talking. 

And cooking, again. 

Deliciously, 

Bren-