Dear Gwen Stefani,
I cook. I cook my ass off.
I wear heels.
I wear the hell out of some heels.
I wear your heels.
I rock the hell out of your heels when I cook.
I get men talking and panting about my shoes when I cook in them.
I leave women wanting to cook when I wear your shoes.
I could do great things for the L.A.M.B line in the culinary industry.
I see a place for the brand.
I could bring sexy back with L.A.M.B
It's the missing "S."
These will help us initiate a relationship.
Jaco is doing his thing.
But Justice will really bring the house down
and get old and new talking.
And cooking, again.